Assurances

Somebody: I really would like to send president Bush to hell!

Lawyer: That would be an illegal act. Satan would torture him, and that is illegal.

???

Somebody: What if I *obtain assurances* from Satan, that he will not torture him?

Lawyer: Then it is legal.

Somebody: OK!


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Mogens Michaelsen
http://mogmichs.blogspot.com/